Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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