i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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