So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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