Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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