OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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