I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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