you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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