no, he came in my armpit
its not stalking. its research.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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