Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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