i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize