lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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