All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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