I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
