i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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