Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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