If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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