super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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