and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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