i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
You're like the curious george of whores
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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