You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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