Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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