I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
We talked him into tasing himself.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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