Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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