so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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