i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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