So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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