so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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