You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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