People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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