Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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