there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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