You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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