Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It's official drugs can't kill me
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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