We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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