This girl is more easily done than said...
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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