I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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