So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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