Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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