I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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