That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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