Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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