I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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