Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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