So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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