i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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