I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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