DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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