It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You smell like a Billy Joel song
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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