so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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