Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Randomize
