What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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