Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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