im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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