please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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