we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I had to cum in my sink.
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