So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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