Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Randomize
