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I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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